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| - Justice league? I think not.
So I normally dont have a lil story or anything like the other guys, I just keep things real. But due to a conversation had tonight with adam. I guess I'll put in my thoughts on this. First lets take a look at the convo.
WhiteBurrito (10:24:13 PM): Here's what I was thinking-
RedGT83 (10:24:35 PM): ok
WhiteBurrito (10:25:06 PM): on the drive... as we've disscussed before... We each have our awsome powers with getting girls- but alone, we wre nothing. Together we shoudl combinde our powers.
Adam gave me his little thoughts on what each guy's power would be, some we're on the same page, others I have my own thoughts on. Adam's theory is that if we combined our powers we could focus them on one guy to get him a girl. Ill tell ya what each power is and where it would work, but how ultimately this plan is flawed.
Derek: AKA Super Grumpy Man. Although around women he is not super grumpy, around females Derek is witty and knowledgable. He can be charming and spout out information, which can sometimes hurt his case, but for the most part he can keep their attention. His love for living in filth ultimately will be his demise, that and his numerous ant colonies.
Adam: He brings the gangly boy next door, who will do whatever it takes to get the head cheerleader. Too bad the head cheerleader also has her eye on 6 other guys, at the same time, ifyouknowutimsayin. His drive and determination and ability to excel at artistic stuff can be a tool at winning a girl's heart. By himself he will see his fall by the hand of halo or some girl that likes to toy with boys until they die.
Song: AKA The Cock Block. Song, who's sexual orientation is still under review by the committee, can wine and dine a woman. His weakness is that he doesnt really have much of the know-how to do so, but has the financial ability. Just like batman, he may not have superpowers, but he can buy his way in to the league. Song becomes an important cog in the machine, too bad this cog moves in the wrong direction.
Brent: AKA The Bizzle. Run baby Run! There is no female that can outrun the female. Although he can catch the females, talking to them is another story. With calves glistening in the sun, and boyish good looks, The Bizzle's natural attraction for females starts with "That's cute" and ends with "thats cute". The Bizzle will eventually fall for a good looking psycho-hosebeast, or actually buy into "Just Dudes".
Stephen: We will hunt Stephen down in the wild and cage him up. We will then proceed to bottle his sweat and extract his sex pheramones. Turning us all into sex machines.
Joel: As adam put it "forget Joel, Joel is superman". See, while we team up to tackle the girl situation for all of us, Joel is out galavanting around bagging his own babes. Joel will only come in and tell us how much more super he is, and where we've screwed up. We'll all get drunk and tell him that we can never please him! And all we ever wanted was his love! Then proceed to run off crying.
Chris: Chris is like the green latern, he gets shit done, but he's no superman. He can fly, make shit with his ring, take people's clothes off with the lantern's green glow. It would be great. Chris' only weakness is a mark on his left wrist that constantly reminds him of a past blunder. Eventually the mark will take over his entire being, and run him to the ground.
Josh: Like Adam said, I open the deals. I can get the party started, start the conversation, be a little witty, be pretty romantic, but I self destruct. Just like some video game, on a timed level, you may get stuff done, but theres that clock, and for josh theres never enough time. Josh can also be easily tricked by a double agent, sometimes not even a double agent, just a bad agent, if she smiles at me and acts like shes interested the whole mission is F.U.B.A.R.
Just like the new justice league there are a lot of other small heroes, but there is still the core team. We all have our weaknesses, but together we can overcome them. With that said, this is why we're all doomed. Between our weak wills towards bad decisions with women, and our stubbornness towards listening to each other sometimes, we could be screwed. Well that and all the chicks liking derek or adam in the end doesnt help either. | | |
| - Desperately Wanting Hooray for Booby day!!!
So today another good day in this string of good days. Which is so incredible since last week so incredible horrible. I guess there can be a balance to things. Well anyways, I have to say I never get to take a nap, either I dont have the time, or it takes forever for me to get to sleep. And if I do get to sleep Im in bed forever. Today I got to sleep at 5 and woke up at 7. Ben invited me to this frat party at the Empire club, but I thought I would be too tired, but the nap was all I needed.
So you have to dress to impress, meaning like khakis and a nice shirt. Both of which i had clean and unwrinkled. We first stopped at the frat house and there were quite a few females. and all their boobies were on display. I mean all of them, even ben's girlfriend had the boobies damn near poppin out. It was pretty overwhelming. I pulled my truck up to the frat to pick up everyone to take them to the club and I got a lotta looks from everybody. The battle wagon did me well, I was very happy.
So we get to the club and I guess it was 8 bucks and if you had this lil flyer it was 5. I gave the chick at the register 8 and she asked if I had the flyer, I said no. She gave me three bucks back anyways and I proceeded. When I got in I saw my cousin who i hadnt seen in a couple months and is a babe magnet. He is a bouncer there for the club. I told him about my party and he had to work, but he wanted to party still, so he is taking me to this bar sunday night in citrus heights, he says it is always hopping.
I did something tonight that I havent really done since high school, dance. It was pretty cool. The girl to guy ratio was like 3 chicks at least with boobies poppin to every nicely dressed man. I actually saw danny's ex there too, and I had noticed that she had noticed me. At that moment I got to start dancin with michelle, who was lookin pretty foxy there, so it made joshy boy look really good, and i had fun. While dancin with her I came up with how Im going to arrange the house for the party so I was happy. I have to say it was a good day. Later. | | |
| So I went up there and found out that the ex had changed her number. So I proceeded to stop by and visit derek then headed home. I didnt want to show up at her doorstep. I ended up catching her online and got to tell her about everything that happened. It turned out she has a boyfriend and they are getting married next year. I was really honestly happy for her, and really happy I got to tell her everything I felt. I really hope that everything works out for her and her guy. The only funny part is that she is a pathelogical liar, so this all could be a ruse. But anyway you cut it I was able to get things off my chest. I even invited her and her boyfriend to my birthday.
And on that note, Lets talk about my birthday. So everybody says they can come up, but everyone has to leave on my birthday, the day for which theyre coming up. I decided to have the party on sunday because my family is leaving for arizona on my birthday so I dont have anything to do. So I dont know how ill make it work with work goin on saturday, but I guess Ill figure it out.
So for those of you who skim, the party is now saturday september 25th. It will be a night party instead of the all day boozefest that I wanted. But everyone will be around and I guess that is more important. Now for my actual birthday I have to figure something out. | | |
| - Princes of the Universe -
It has been a crazy weekend, I havent really been busy at all, but a lot of things are going on for me. I watched the movie Garden State with joel derek and sarah. It made me and joel both realize that we need to do something. I think I made a mistake with a past ex, and its not the one you all might think. I've always said that I liked this girl and I think she is great, but I just didnt have it anymore. Well after the movie I realized what I saw in her and that I need to get it back. So as soon as I am finished writing this I will be heading up to roseville to see if I can track her down. | | |
| Hey there sweet thang, long time no talk. It has been a while since we've been here with our forbidden love. Not too much new stuff has happened, school is there, work is constantly there, and Ive got my friends, which keep me sane, well as sane as I can be. Sunday night I decided that I was going to cook dinner for once, so I invited Joel as well as Aaron and Amy. I think my dad was a quarter gay or something because i think I got some of those genes.
Before everyone came over I went shopping at big lots got new pots and pans, plates, glasses, a water pitcher, a tropical runner for the table and few other kitchen gadgets. I was sooo happy when I got all of it. I cooked my famous spaghetti with meat sauce, as well as ceasar salad with garlic bread and dolmades (greek stuff). After dinner Amy helped me clean and then we watched the movie The Girl Next Door. That has to be one of the best movies of the year. It was great on so many levels, it was hot, lovey, smart, and really funny. I strongly suggest watching it. Not too many boobies at all.
So my 21st birthday is on September 26th, its a sunday. If you are reading this you are invited. Ive decided to import this Drink mix from New Orleans. It is called the Hand Grenade. Song and I had it while there. They touted it as being the strongest drink on bourbon street, stronger than the hurricane. One kicked Song's ass and Two just about put me to the floor. I bought enough mix to make three gallons. Along with that we are going to get a keg of something, so getting wasted will be no problem for anyone. So if you need directions to my place or any questions call my cell, 296-5805. Its gonna start at 10 in the morn and go till whenever, and I have a buddy or two that are sac police and are workin that day, so we'll be covered. Jay you better come too.
Last but not least if youve ever seen the movie forty days and forty nights you'll know what im talking about. My buddy is as of today on day 41, thats pretty inspiring. Ive decided to try to follow suit, which is a much bigger feat since I have no self control in comparison to him. I'm on day five, not a record but a decent start. Well Im out. | | |
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